The Battlefield

This is it.

The place where all the dragonslaying takes place. Do you see the piles of books? I’m surrounded by piles of books. The multiply over night. They have book-pile sex and make book-pile babies and eventually they’ll pounce on me and devour me and there’ll be nothing left of me.

Moral: Do not write dissertations on dragons or other kinds of monsters. It only gives your pile of books unholy ideas.

3 thoughts on “The Battlefield

  1. Laura Vivanco

    I have lots and lots of book piles too. Maybe it’s because I’m studying romance.

    Moral: Do not write papers on romance. It only gives your piles of books ideas about permanence and reproduction.

  2. Sandra Schwab

    Moral: Do not write papers on romance. It only gives your piles of books ideas about permanence and reproduction.And as we all know, in romance mamas have typically more than one child… Uh-oh.

    Reminds me of the “piles of books on my windowsill” tally from when I was doing my MA diss…The scary thing is that the books from my MA-thesis-days started the reproduction thing. Books are worse than rabbits! *g*

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