How to Keep away Dragons

Don’t worry if you don’t happen to have a magical sword or a St George at hand! Simply take one pure virgin, dip into a well (several times), and the well will become the best dragon-repellant you’ve ever seen.
If you don’t have a well or have run out virgins, plant an orange tree instead. Orange trees will keep dragons and other monsters away. Guaranteed. It’s a tried and tested method, which already increased people’s general happiness 400 years ago. You can also try to throw oranges at the dragon.

3 thoughts on “How to Keep away Dragons

  1. Carolyn

    Uh, question for you. When you say one pure virgin do you mean a virgin who is 100% a virgin or a virgin who is pure of mind and heart (or something like that)? Because one of those is easy to find, the other one, not so much.

    Just wondering.

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