Duh

I’m about to go and have some new author pics done — and so far about everything that could go wrong DID go wrong. Make up. Hair. Thank heavens, the contact lenses are behaving so far *knocking on wood*

My hair curls and curves in directions it is not supposed to either curl or curve. And there are three red spots on my chin. And my skin looks terrible.

Waaaah!

Perhaps I should wear a paperbag over my head. I could draw a face on the paperbag! Wouldn’t that be lovely?!

Anyways, I’d better run: knowing my luck, there’s going to be a traffic jam …